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TEMPORARY MEMBERS
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Jason
Lead Singer, Guitarist, Morrissey look-alike, lead dancer in the infamous karaoke group The Jet Skis, Overheard Saying "Dr. Pepper...Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover", Amateur Forrest Gump impersonator, Does not even come close to imitating Tupac Shakur when he says either "I got the bomb ass weeeeeeeeeeed" or when he says "Selling Crack to the Keeeeeeds", Practices learning how to say those two Tupac lines more often than he does anyhting remotely related to the fairlanes, Goofy man, Loves bad Euro-Dance music, hates toll roads, thinks that clowns are extremely creepy, Ate a half pound hot dog at 4:30 in the morning at the giant-clown themed hotel in vegas, bought the jewel album - thinks its good, has never worried about anything except "what the guys will think if I dont learn how to do these two dope tupac lines".
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